Poetry by Jerry J. Davis » Humorous

With Apologies to the Beatles…

Jerry — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 03:01:44 +0000

Woke up, got out of bed,
Logged in to see what email said.
Walked down the hall to get a cup,
And looking up, I noticed it was late.
Got my coat, and grabbed my keys,
Drove to the store to buy blank CDs.
While in line, found I was broke,
Someone told a joke, and I went into a dream…

I felt the muse today, oh boy.
One-thousand words I’ve got jotted down.
And though the words, they made me sad,
I just had to laugh…
They equaled one photograph.

Mexican Wedding

Jerry — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 02:46:45 +0000

He married some Sugar
The old coffee bean did
On a wild weekend in Mexico
Laying promiscuously with Vanilla
After binge drinking
Clear grain alcohol.

They had a love child
And they called her Kahlua
Which sounded far more Hawaiian
Than it did Spanish
But what did they know?
They were drunk.

Industrial Poetry

Jerry — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 01:30:39 +0000

Avoid sharp hazards when handling materials.
Always make sure your clothing cannot become caught in rotating equipment.
Use safety goggles when using power tools.
Install safety barriers at both ends of the unit starting with the entry end.
Never allow anyone to ride equipment while work is being performed.

Spam Email Subject Lines as Poetry

Jerry — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 01:02:32 +0000

Fredric sent you a private message
Do you want Rolex?
I practically choked
My boyfriends’ putz keeps slipping out
Now it is possible to have sex more than ten times a day
See my penis pictures as proof
Join to society of real Men
Feel new sensations with your partner
This product is sooooooooo amazing
Just call the number below
With the advance in science…
You must be the Real Man with “huge dignity”
Be full of energy and fill your partner with it!
What is the dosage guideline for Wondercum?
I know you’ve thought about it.